Cc: Heaven@universe.gov, Hell@universe.gov
Subject: A humble request
Hope this mail finds you in the best of your health and spirits!
I am told that everything happens for a reason and I could learn something worthwhile out of every painful situation. Currently, I have no idea about any of those stuff concerning my life. I request you to kindly let me know if there is something I need to know but failed to pick up.
I very well know you are not going to reply back through a comment on my blog. But now that I have told you, this becomes your problem, not mine.
Anticipating a favourable response from you.
Thanks and regards
Vasanth Kumar K
You know the crap that usually goes here after my name.